Brain Wave Zombehs

So last night I dreamt of the zombie apocalypse, which is a rarity for me. I was staying at an apartment with a few friends. I don't know what was the spark that started  the zombies, but my friends and I were knowledgeable about them. Thanlfully, we were in an apartment that had a big room in the back with no windows and metal doors. We tried to stay in the outer rooms as long as possible, for some reason. Notably, I remember there was a little kid with us that I saved from the bathroom (A zombie arm was trying to reach him from through the wall, seemed like a classic zombie moment). Eventually we got forced back into the last room, where we could watch how close they were getting with security cameras. We reminisced about better times, hoping for something to change. We ended up talking about shopping and one of the people admitted he sniffed people's underwear (I dunno lol). Suddenly, I got a call from two friends we presumed dead. They were scientists and apparently got the low-down on these zombies: They were attracted to brain waves (something of that ilk). They basically could sense fear and would attack you when you panicked. If you calmly walked by, they wouldn't attack you. So, in what we figured was a better idea and holing up forever, we slowly marched outside. We lost one of our friends when she panicked ut the rest of us were left alone. So we followed their advice, and walked ourselves past where the zombies had reached. I'm assuming everyone lived happily ever after, because I woke up.

Parachuting and a Mean Black Guy

So, I definitely had two dreams last night, one that i was a part of and one that I felt like I was watching.

The first one involved me and two other guys on a talk show. The other two guys were nameless and looked to be about my age. We were at NBC studios or something of that kind and recording a segment where the three of us were on a set a la Jeopardy. However, one guy was missing (I'll refer to them as blonde and black, because one was blonde and one was black), so we looked around for him. It turned out that Black was planning something, so he decided to climb the radio tower-esque thing (which was rickety, not meant to be climbed, and purple). It had a big platform at the top to stand on. So he did, and parachuted his way onto the stage. Seeing this, Blonde decided he also needed to do this immediately, but brought with him a rifle to shoot birds while up there. He started to climb up and was complaining the entire time and how he thought Black was lying to him. I woke up before he could finish the climb.

The next one, however, was a bit stranger. There was a mexican looking dude (We'll call him Mex) at a party that was taking place at the mall for some reason. Mex was flirting with a pretty girl there, and he found out she was actually employed at the hospital that was in the mall (Yeah I dunno either). She eventually had to go back to work, but Mex wanted to get to know her better. He decided a good way to do this would be to get a job in the store across the mall so they could watch each other from afar. Without looking, Mex went into the store across and announced he wanted a job. He then noticed it was a store that sold quilting supplies and greeting cards, but he stayed headstrong and demanded he be hired. The hiring manager was impressed by his determination and said he could start next week. Mex, feeling satisfied, went home and to bed. When he woke up, he was eating dinner with his two children and perhaps mother (kinda hazy). It was Mex's first day of work, and his mother asked if he was ready to play baseball with his cousin. Mex had completely forgotten and was very scared by this fact. Mex went on to explain why he doesn't like playing baseball with him and his daughters: "If I hit him or his daughters with the baseball, he beats the shit out of me. If I get a home run, he beats the shit out of me. If he gets a home run, he takes a congratulatory beating the shit out of me". Mex also explained that he had work. His mother replied that his cousin would not be happy about this. Mex's cousin rang the doorbell. He was a big, burly black guy. When Mex opened the door, his cousin punched him in the gut to welcome him. Mex explained that he had work and his cousin started to look very mad. Without any warning, his cousin spit in his face and started throwing things across the room (all while both men's children were there, mind you). He started doing nasty things to stuff, most notably he forced himself to throw up INTO Mex's flat screen TV, Which he then threw Mex into. Then he left without saying a word to Mex with his daughters. He grabbed his suit for work, left his house, and walked into the sunset.

At least he walked off into the sunset in the end right. :(

Nerf Swords

This dream took place in a weird sort of amalgamation between high school and college. Looked like Oakcrest and Oakcrest kids were there, but there was noticeably a University store. It was my birthday, and so I had gotten two gifts already: a $20 gift card from Tim and an $80 white leather purse from Armando (for some reason). I didn't have the heart to tell Armando I don't wear purses, so I was carrying it around in a gift bag all day. Tim and I were going to our most dreaded class, although I have no idea what it was. We were close by and did not want to see the teacher alone, so we peered into the room to see if Lizzy, Amanda, and Kelsie were in there (because they were nice enough to chat with the teacher). We knew they were running late, so we killed some time in the University store, because I had a gift card there. We walked around looking for things, but Tim wanted to get to class. I told him I'd be there soon. I picked up off the shelf the PSP Go download card for the God of War PSP game (Though I have no idea why), and decided I should get that. After a while of searching I eventually found what else I wanted: Nerf swords. However, there was no price on them so I called a clerk over. He said he wasn't sure on the price, so we went to go call some other stores to see if they knew. Apparently, no other store anywhere had these Nerf swords, and they weren't in the store's database. As a reward for helping him search the clerk gave me the nerf sowrds (of which there were a lot) for free along with my God of War download card. So, I walked back to class (20 minutes late), and burst into the room and threw everyone a Nerf sword. We all battled until I woke up.

Partial Recall

I can't really remember the plot of my dream from last night. I remember I was n a strange sort of house, and all the rooms were strange with weird gimmicks. I remember two notably. The first room could be flipped upside down and people could walk on the ceiling. There were a man and woman ice skating on the ceiling. There was also a pedestal that could change the appearance of the room. I put something on it and it became flowery, and I left. The other room I remember was a plain room. I went to the end of it, confused, when suddenly the entire room broke off and plummeted to the ocean below. I respawned outside the room, annoyed.

Maybe more will be added if I can remember freaking anything else.

Imperfect Plan

So I figured with all of the effort I put in yesterday to making this whole blog and using all of my mental prowess to try and force myself to have a dream I'd have one... but nope. Maybe I can take a nap today and have something rad. I think I had a dream at one point and thought "I need to remember this!", but now that's my only memory from it.

:|

Not for the backlog anymore

So my dream started on a bus where a bunch of people were going to some sort of haunted maze-sih thing. It was this thing a place had to like "find the hidden secrets" of the maze/house/whatever it was. Almost like Myst, but with more people and more ominous. So we're on this bus, and there's an old man with an eyepatch and an axe, telling us the horrors of this place. We all listened intently before the bus driver intervened and told us he's just to hype everything up. So we get dropped off at this huge mansion, and are led into a classroom, where we're going to be paired off. They were pairing alphabetically, but were making a huge ordeal out of it. When I was given my card with my partner's name on it, it turns out it wasn't mine and there had been a glitch in the system. They told me it would be a second but there'd be no problems, while I watched everyone else pair up. Among the people I remember in the room were Tim, Paul, and Gracie. I was not paired up with any of them but instead was partnered with the very last person in the room, who was some girl I had never seen before. i tried to get her to talk, but she was very shy, so we just decided to just search for... whatever it was we were searching for.

It turned out that the secret to this place involved going through a temple deeper within. Desperately wanting to know the secret, mystery girl and I adventured through the temple with a few others. At one point we got split up, and I had to run back to save her (The room's ceiling was coming down slowly, so like a man, I pushed it back up with THESE GUNS). we talked about how neither of us could find the secret. The back of the temple led outside but there was a wall that we could not pass, ending our progress. When we left the temple, a man wearing sunglasses came up to me and said he could show me the way, but only me. He said he knew how to get through the wall. I told my partner about this and told her to go around the temple to meet me on the other side of it.

(Stuff starts to get a little weird here)

THe mysterious man and I go through the temple and exit the back. He pulls out a key and sticks it into a brick. It's revealed that it isn't a wall but a room, and in the room are a bunch of people in their underwear. They cannot see us or hear us. We leave the other side of the room and are back outside, and are on a path leading into the woods. I can see the whole temple and the original house from where we are, and wonder why I never noticed this before. The man and I start going down the path, starting walking but eventually running at top speed. The path went through the woods and curved and had weird carvings in trees at some points. We eventually hit the end of the woods and are in a city akin to London. It is raining.When I try to go past a certain point, I am stopped by some invisible force. I try to ask the mysterious man what it is, but he is gone. I see running towards me from inside the city is my partner. Apparently she ran around the woods and got into the city. However, now neither of us could pass by the invisible walls. We were stuck in an approximately 100 square foot area. Giving up, we sat against a wall, me on the floor and her in my lap. We kissed and eventually fell asleep.

We woke up in our underwear in the room I had walked through. The doors in it were gone, but the people in it were still there and could now hear/see me. The mysterious man suddenly appeared, sunglasses replaced by purple Willy Wonka suit. He said a long monologue, saying, verbatim "Hours, Days, or Weeks may have gone by. But here in the room of Endazzlement time does not fly." He further explained how the only way to get to the Room of Endazzlement was by a lovers' kiss. Apparently, this was the hidden secret of the mansion, because Willy Wonka-ish man was planning to restart the world with only people who loved each other. He told us there was no escape, and sat down on a chair.

Old Dreams Finale

1-7-10

I was on a quest to avenge someone, I think. I visited my dying... grandfather or someone. Their dying gift to me was a magical keyboard that revealed strange math things in a book. The keyboard had no wires, and it also changed appearance of the world I was in; it made monsters (shaped like amoebas) appear and some lava disappear. I was trying to find out information on why I had magic powers. When I got out of the lava world I was at a party I was throwing. I agreed to throw it later at night so that Taylor palm could attend (she had work and a biology exam). The party was at Paul’s house. We did some things at the party, but then Paul and I had to bring three redheads somewhere (Lizzy, Megan, and someone else). We all got into a car and then drove to Rebecca Irwin’s house, because I had some "unfinished business to take care of". I had to help becca's mother to stop her from being a pothead. Tim came with me to help (though he was not in the car with us). We broke into her room and discussed how we did this before. We threw out all of her party games that would encourage her to smoke and anything that might be trippy. But then Tim couldn’t bear to destroy the weed so we left it there for her. I was worried about doing so because I wanted to learn the secrets of my magical power from her mother or something. There was a metal orb in becca's room and when I picked it up, monsters started to appear again. I didn't have the keyboard and was starting to lose until I woke up.

Old Dreams: Fifth Part

12-12-09

So I had a dream last night that paul and i were both applying for the same job at some new restaurant that opened up. The restaurant's setting was like a grocery store, so it was just really fuckin' huge. The manager hired us both but wasn't sure if he would if he would need us both, so we went through some Ninja Warrior-esque challenges. Eventually, I was called into work one day and was given my official shirt (and when I walked in I got cheered), and told that Paul wasn't keeping the job. The only caveat was that I had to tell him. If you've ever seen Office Space, basically I had the scene where Ron Livingston's character tells the other two they lost their job play in my dream. Then however work turned AWESOME which they had been hiding from us. Turns out nobody worked very hard and work activities included strip drinking games. Then two people were talking about having sex in the restaurant after if closed so they asked me for advice and we made like a super secret spy play to do so. One of the managers overheard and wanted in.

Old Dreams Part Four

12-28-08

So this time I was, for some reason, going to go on a soul searching adventure. I packed up my bookbag with some clothes to last me, my cell phone, and my laptop (Cell was noticeably in the bag and NOT in my pocket). So, I go forth on this quest a little bit, alone and walking, until I eventually get to the house of somebody I didn't like (Dunno who). Feeling brave in my adventure, I decided to play a practical joke. I put my bookbag down in the back of a car that had an open hatchback. I then took the house's septic tank, found a giant pipe on it and put it in one of the house's windows, then ran. The house filled with shit and whatever else goes in those tanks as I ran into the distance. I ran for a bit then walked, taking a break at the nearby pyramid(?) soon after. I kept walking on my journey for quite a while, and then I noticed I didn't have my bookbag, and flipped the fuck out. Trying to remain calm, I looked at my last saved game, and realized it was already after losing my backpack, so I kept "playing" on this file. No phone or laptop I walked to Paul's house which was conveniently nearby. We decided to go on a quest for my backpack. Paul drove his nice white sports car to the house, which was utterly surrounded by police (apparently it was a very rich man). So, we figured we should send someone inside to see if they confiscated the backpack. We sent some girl who was with us in, because she had some weird sort of vision ability (think the zombies in Left 4 Dead), and navigated through the house for a while, escaping the sentry robots that were inside. She found nothing, and reported back to us. We decided we needed to check in the car I left it in. We park near it and one of the police officers eyes us cautiously. I get o0ut of the car, open the hatchback, and look inside. I had to nearly remove everything from the car and then I found it inside, bigger than I had remembered it, but everything was inside. By now, everyone noticed us and I had to leap into the car and we soed away. Suddenly we found ourselves inside a restaurant with my mother. It was some fast food restaurant that advertised if you bought their "egg roll burger" you could get gas from the nearby station for 70 cents. So, my mother was apparently all about this deal. I sat kind of despaired because now the police were really on my back, and I now had no money, and my mother was making fun of me for it.So she left and my friends slowly trickled out, saying they'd wait for me. So the person working there, who happened to by Billy Bob Thornton, asked me what was wrong, and I told him the whole story. He felt bad for me and let my have 5 egg roll burgers (which were egg rolls with hamburger meat inside apparently). Then I left, there were some thugs, and I woke up.

Old Dreams Part Tres

11-26-08

so, it was the day before the 2nd semester. in this dreamworld, there was no break between when first and second semester were, and people weren't sure of exactly when the switch was. now, in reality my classes are not even similar but here they were mirroring times. so it was 8:30 class time, and i was walking to Fehy Hall, where my new class was. then, i started worrying about whther or not it was the right day, so i hurried up. i was however carrying two of my laptop bag, one somewhat heavier than the other. as i walked i tried different ways of putting them on (across my shoulders in an x, yelling that i was wolverine, for one), and then startd thinking of names for myself because of my massive strenrgth. i decided eventually on "master luggagemason". I finally got to Fehy, which was now was a chapel, and hurried inside. i was stopped, however, by Alec Baldwin, who was taking pictures. He thought his camera (a digital SLR), was a video camera and wouldn't let me walk through the shot. eventually, i tired of this and walked through anwyay. my head was "in the frame" and he started freaking out because my "hair was too thick for video", and he started freaking out about how his camera was going to break. then, i walked downstairs to where my class apparently was in the hallway of my oral comm class. so i opened the door.

WARNING. This shit's about to get very weird and kind of vulgar.

So when I opened the door, I was in a yellow school bus. i sat down next to a girl from school (yes, I know who it is, but i think the person does not like me and i don;t really talk to her ever which makes this weirder o_O). we start chit chatting and i'm wondering what day it is for classes, first or second semester. she starts screaming for people if they know, so i moved back a little bit. then she tells me "let me ask my boyfriend, he would know. anyone i would let fuck me in the ear would surely know", followed up with "shit, we might have broken up though. i might have a new boyfriend." I move farther back now because I am freaked out about what she just said, but then she wants me to see her new earring. so we resume discussing classes and i see that her earring goes in one end and does not come out. she tells me she is "gauging her ear for more ear fucking" (i know the logistics of this do not make sense), to which i merely ask "how the hell do you get that in there?" she then follows up by taking out a white circle with a hole in the middle and blue on one side, and yanks out her earring. she licks the blue side and her earring, and starts telling me a story of a bet she made with her boyfriend. the bet was that if he could lick the entire blue side in one try, "she would... *giggle*". and i reply with "wait, what would you do?" this goes back and forth, and she finally goes "let him fuck me in the ear!" i finally get freaked out and yell "who the fuck does that!? that's repulsive!" and i say normally "plus doesn't it hurt?" she replied to me "it's just very loud".

so i took out my laptop, moved the hell away from her, and started watching collegehumor videos, which i all thought sucked.

Old Dreams Part Deux

11-23-08

i was at oakcrest with paul and steve and tucker. we were at oakcrest. we were trying to get through some sort of forest just to kill time, it was midday. for some reason we were near mullica. after a while og walking we realized we were lost, although there were roads nearby.we started calling everyone we knew but nobody would answer, including my mother who was calling me. eventually after we were sitting there for a while matlack drove by, we yelled for him and he did not hear us/ignored us. we decided then to venture forth, only to get lost in the woods again, so palu and i started bitching about mullica. eventually we let steve direct us instead of i, and we turned left and started going that way. after about 30 seconds of walking we came to the main street in mullica. we could see oakcrest from there, which i established as college. so i went in, and went to the laundry room to pick up said laundry and bring it home with me. hte laundry room was across the hall from my homeroom, where i went to after a confrontation with a very tall teacher. after i sat in homeroom, suddenly i was in my oral comm class (with a mix of seton hall and oakcrest students) i had my laundry right next to me, and i was debating what clothes i should bring with me. i sorted through a few, put aside my jeans and cargo shorts, then noticed one pair of boxers didn't dry just right. i started waving them in the air.

Old Dreams Part 1

11-17-08

i was annoying jess kohler in jubilee hall. she said she was going to tell security on me, i kept pestering her. she eventually actually does, i freak out and run. noticeably, i wall slide down the wall on the side of the jubilee steps, thinking I'm awesome. i can hear jess yelling at me but I keep running. they need my ID to get me in trouble, so running will keep me safe. the reason why they need my ID is because it has answers to personal things on it. i pass jess camp on my way to AQ, where I know I have to be because they'll expect me to be in boland.
"well, does she know if you're circumcised or not? says jess camp, "because that's how they make sure they have the right person." me, sure tht jess kohler does not know the state of my penis, keep running. I send desiree a text message but immediately decide this is not quick enough and i call her. i hop somesort of fence while calling, she does not pick up. i decide AQ is my only option still. I run into the building and decide to start seeing if random doors are unlocked. I find one that is, and decide the best place of hiding is in the bathroom. i lock myself in. being in a bathroom, i decide i need to take a crap. while crapping, someone comes into the room, and I start freaking out. this person, a man named cody(?) intiates a conversation with me whilst i am using using his toilet. however, i apparently sound like one of his friends, so i go about my business normally. when leaving the bathroom, he notices i am not his friend. i explain to him my situation and how des did not pick up her phone.
"psh, that's just like des," he says, and we procede to sit down and play video games.