tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89159454031233879592024-03-13T16:50:51.325-04:00Drew Has Weird DreamsDrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-5101616343875626402011-07-07T12:08:00.000-04:002011-07-07T12:08:30.152-04:00Sleepytime MMOIn this dream, it was Josh, Courtney, Tim and I on some sort of quest. Josh was a warrior, Tim was a mage (using a Kendama, like Genis from Tales of Symphonia), Courtney was a mage (using a giant Chakram, ala Tira for Soul Calibur 4), and I was a mounted archer (think Fire Emblem).We were all walking around questing or something, when Tim remembered there was this kickass boss we could fight for tons of experience. Tim knew theway, so we followed him through this strange prison-esque looking place, until we finally got to a pirate ship sitting on dry land. We went on it one by one and stood on the deck, when suddenly the ship took off and started flying. We all got our bearings as we took to the sky, when we suddenly saw a giant fucking metal dragon. Its mouth was easily bigger than the entire ship (which was probably the size of the Black Pearl from PotC) and had a long body to go with it. Its face was reminiscent of the lava dragons from Super Mario World, too, so it was kinda goddamn creepy. So Josh starts throwing axes at it, Tim casts fire spells, I start shooting arrows, and Courtney casts ice spells, and then the ship starts fucking maneuvering around like a lunatic, and we're struggling to stay on. At one point, Courtney fell off... and respawned right back on the deck, which was handy. We got him down to about half health (which took a while, fucker was persistent), when the ship went vertical and the dragon started flying underneath us. We all grabbed onto various things to stay on, and the dragon started trying to inhale us. We held on, but it managed to grab our weapons. It spat them back out at us, but switched Josh and Courtney's weapons, along with Tim and me. However, we couldn't just give them back, we needed to open a trade menu or some bullshit, so by the time we finally got our weapons back, the dragon ran away, and the ship automatically started heading to the ground. I wanted to go fight him again, thinking he might only be at half HP, but Josh said that wouldn't be the case and was disheartened by what happened. So we all walked away from the ship, and I woke up.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-77321503088420282762011-06-28T20:34:00.000-04:002011-06-28T20:34:22.998-04:00Party TimeI was going to see some movie, but I don't remember what movie. However, to get to the movie, I needed to traverse this giant underground shaft/maze, where the floors kept rotating and shit, making it kind of a bitch no navigate. After going down multiple floors of this shit, I finally got to a movie poster and a little door. I opened the door, and the showing I wanted to make was already leaving. I say leaving not in the sense that the movie was done and they left, but leaving in the sense that for some reason, the movie theater seats were on a giant track and they were currently riding away to see the movie. I accepted my fate and went to go wait for the next showing, which had some people waiting already. I sat down on a wooden chair that was leaning back and forth. Then, for some reason, out of nowhere, George, Marnie, Jason, Courtney, and Paul were there, and we decided to party. The movie theater was not a good place to party, so we decided to go to one that George was throwing (which was in a Six Flags that apparently was in Somers Point?). So were driving down the road to get to the party, when we took a wrong turn and ended up on the wrong side of the road. To remedy this, we pulled into some guy's driveway to see where me messed up. Some old bearded dude came out and started flipping shit becazuse we had the nerve to pull into his driveway. The guy was also smoking a joint, and when we turned to leave Jason yelled at him to get some better weed (I dunno lol). So, we finally arrived at George's party, which was in some house at the Six Flags. The party was fun and we were all having a good time. I know other shit happened, but it's all overshadowed by one vivid memory. For some reason, the bartender at this party was an octopus. A big, giant, fucking octopus with a shit ton of bottles around that understood english and especially how to mix drinks. And to top it off, he's make like four drinks at a time and serve 8 people at once because he had goddamn 8 arms. It was the coolest thing ever. And that's all that I remember, because octopus bartender, holy shit.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-40217412113627890332011-05-22T12:16:00.000-04:002011-05-22T12:16:14.424-04:00Village<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Old, partial dream. Better than nothing though.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">The dream started out that me and a bunch of other people I know started living in some sort of small village-esque thing, but it felt a bit more modern. I was living with my mom and renee in some apartment looking building. I remember going out to the town square and going to a shop. I bought a black and white donut (I dunno lol, that's what I referred to it as. Then, the shopkeeper girl said she liked those donuts, so I bought her one too. I tried to write down my number for her, but for some reason I like physically couldn't. My hands were having trouble moving, which was eerie. After leaving, I found out she was the daughter of some important mayoral like figure. I think more happened on that, but I can't remember it lol. I do remember that on the way home, courtney wanted me to help her bring boxes into her home she was moving into. I told her I was really tired and went to do... something else</span></span>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-69756359711194662982011-05-21T02:06:00.000-04:002011-05-21T02:06:36.229-04:00Battle Royale<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I blame Paul for this dream, I had it at his house.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">I entered into some internet contest where 100 people had to kill/incapacitate each other, set in oakcrest estates for some reason. I had an advantage, seeing as how I live there. I don't recall what weapons we started with, but i ended up making it to the last fifteen or so. There was an argument between two of the contestants who were allied with me, so I took them to my house to settle it. While I was distracted or doing something, suddenly I heard them fighting. By the time I got there, they had mortally wounded each other. I decided to leave my house, and it was dark out. I realized (somehow) that I was the only one left, everyone's had finished each other off when i was inside. Then I went inside to email the people inside that I had won. And I don't know how it related, but for some reason my mom and Courtney were inside drinking orange soda. And then I woke up.</span></span>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-30346718049658447612011-05-19T11:34:00.000-04:002011-05-19T11:34:48.382-04:00BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMy dream started with Paul and I making smoke rings. I was in a place I didn't recognize, but it was reminiscent of a neighborhood like Oakcrest Estates (pretty sure we were in a cul de sac). Paul had said he was feeling sick, so he went to the doctor, and he got a phone call with his test results. Apparently he had something very serious and needed to take some medicine (that I guess we had) on the half hour for the next 14 hours if he wanted to live. For some reason, the disease sounded familiar but the cure sounding really far-fetched, like I had had it and was told something else. I told Paul good luck, but that I was worried that cure didnn't seem right. Paul ended up leaving, and then I don't remember the specifics of how it happened, but there was definitely a car chase. I remember jumping onto the side of a car from another one, trying to take the driver out, it was pretty intense. Afterwards, I stopped by England (it wasn't in Europe, it was just some weird city near where we were, but everyone had English accents and such). I went to a hospital there, and I remember them treating me very weirdly. One woman was talking to me as if I was about to slip into a coma, offering me a bed where I can "sleep away from everyone" and other ewird things. She asked if I wanted a sort of blended food concotion, and when I told her I wanted real food, she said "Oh that's really good, you might wake up soon" which freaked me out enough to leave the hospital. I returned to the cul de sac, and now there was a whole big group of people loitering around (Steve, Tim, Katie, Courtney of note, then a buncha random people). We were taking pictures for some group we all belonged to, so a few of us were posing. Steve asked me what I had been up to the last few days, and when I went to answer I was incredibly confused, because I didn't know. I starte thinking harder and harder, and then it all hit me at once. The strange disease Paul had gotten wasn't his disease, it was mine. The doctors had told ME abou the cure, which we followed to a T. After that, instead of killing me, the disease knocked me into a coma. Some of the strange things I heard in the English hospital made sense; the nurses were talking in my room, and I could hear them, and that translated into my coma dream. Then, I broke off from everyone and desprately started trying to wake myself up (from the coma, not this particular dream, though he even knows at this weird point). The last thing I ended up trying was bulding a tower to the sky, hoping it would let me escape, and then I woke up.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-30738463557549526302011-05-19T03:27:00.002-04:002011-05-19T03:33:21.813-04:00Segments from a while ago<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I've been in kind of a lull remembering my dreams, and then I had one when I stayed at Paul's house. I went to go jot it down in my phone, and I totally found two old dreams that I completely forgot about. Which will make for two extra days I can actually update this thing, awesome.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Weird dream segments for now:</span><br />
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</span></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I was in a cafeteria of some sort. Some big black dude gave me and like a few other people chinese food for free. Then, after we were done, he said he meant to save that, and demanded we pay him for it. The general consensus was "fuck off"</span></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I also remember being at some magic the gathering tournament, where I opened my packs and got dinosaur eggs, like real ones. A friend opening his pulled like real living sea creatures.</span></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This next part I sort of remember coming after the black guy part, though I don't know how they relate. There was a big tower with a huge line to get top climb up it. I walked by at some lull in the line, and went inside, where I had to do some series of puzzles to get to the top. When i did get there, I was in some sort of house with some naked girl, and the next step of the quest was to get her a towel. I went to a house across the street (I was in a neighborhood now) and helped an old lady so she'd give me one. I got a specific towel that I have in real life, then went back. I got woken up before I got to give the naked girl her towel, though.</span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-50116817003564174772011-05-13T14:08:00.003-04:002011-05-13T14:10:07.840-04:00Boss BattleA few other people and I were sitting in a white room (Of note were tim, paul, and antonio). It looks like a normal house's room, except it was all white. None of us knew where we were, apparently we had all just "woken up" of sorts. There was a PS2 and PS3 in the room, both of them on. Antonio and I had PS2 controllers, so we turned the TV on to see what was in. We switched to the PS3 first, and some game that looked like Oblivion was on. As soon as we tried to move though, our character got beheaded and we couldn't progress in the game. We switched to the PS2, and then we were all suddenly in some foreign area (which I assume was whatever PS2 game it was). We were in a castle of sorts, helping random people and whatnot. Notably, the "bosses" were a little weird. I had walked into a room with a giant hole in the middle (I'm talking like half a mile diameter hole), and inside waws a giant... bird... thing. It had giant black wings that reached outside of the hole, which it used to try and take us out with. After a big "fuck this shit" I turned around and went to leave, and it stretched its head through the ceiling (which was pretty high up), and it broke back through in front of me at the exit. The boss's head looked like a giant gray skull with 8 eyes (Picture two Crocomire from Super Metroid kinda as one entity, looked sorta like that. I started slashing at it with my dagger(?), and it's outer layer faded away, leaving three giant bulgy eyes underneath. Antonio camne up and started attacking it to no avail, so we said "fuck this shit" again and ran away. And then sadly my alarm went off and I didn't get tobeat the boss :(Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-78998203957999807822011-05-05T12:40:00.002-04:002011-05-05T12:40:55.938-04:00Random tidbitsCan't really piece anything together, but here's some random stuff I remember from my dreams last night<br />
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- I was on a bus going to my house with Nick Diakos, some black guy tried to board it with a toddler but we told him no<br />
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- I was searching in my room for some game that was apparently a really awful sequel to a really good game, woke up before I figured out what it was<br />
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- A girl I know was showing me something on her iPhone, when she went to search first suggested thing was "party sexy drunk fucking"<br />
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- Two people were staying in my room (Don't know who they were) and kept asking me to get them shitDrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-11818396561741231962011-05-04T11:34:00.000-04:002011-05-04T11:34:33.042-04:00Sunshine Chocolatei wish i weren't so tired after waking up all the time, typing is hard ;_;<br />
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i guess i was at SHU, i was talking to someone about how he was getting home to south jersey, debating which busses would be faster to take. also in the conversation was some girl (she was short and skinny, but i'm not sure who she was). the conversation moved to places to eat, and we talked about some new place that opened up. (I think it was called Sunshine Chocolate? it might have been Chocolate Chocolate). We decided to go there since the girl recommended it. On the way down to the place, I was getting a lot of text messages, no recollection of what they were (but I was getting texted in real life, so that explains that). When I got there, I found out the place specialized in chicken for some reason, we didn't get any chocolate there. Also, before we even got greeted, there was a sample on the table for us to try. A sample of duck testicles for some fucking reason. The girl grabbed one and said "oh these are delicious, but remember to eat it with a pickle because that makes it way better". And then I woke up.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-15904300564449856822010-01-14T10:50:00.000-05:002010-01-14T10:50:51.088-05:00Brain Wave ZombehsSo last night I dreamt of the zombie apocalypse, which is a rarity for me. I was staying at an apartment with a few friends. I don't know what was the spark that started the zombies, but my friends and I were knowledgeable about them. Thanlfully, we were in an apartment that had a big room in the back with no windows and metal doors. We tried to stay in the outer rooms as long as possible, for some reason. Notably, I remember there was a little kid with us that I saved from the bathroom (A zombie arm was trying to reach him from through the wall, seemed like a classic zombie moment). Eventually we got forced back into the last room, where we could watch how close they were getting with security cameras. We reminisced about better times, hoping for something to change. We ended up talking about shopping and one of the people admitted he sniffed people's underwear (I dunno lol). Suddenly, I got a call from two friends we presumed dead. They were scientists and apparently got the low-down on these zombies: They were attracted to brain waves (something of that ilk). They basically could sense fear and would attack you when you panicked. If you calmly walked by, they wouldn't attack you. So, in what we figured was a better idea and holing up forever, we slowly marched outside. We lost one of our friends when she panicked ut the rest of us were left alone. So we followed their advice, and walked ourselves past where the zombies had reached. I'm assuming everyone lived happily ever after, because I woke up.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-87442353815279260122010-01-13T11:37:00.000-05:002010-01-13T11:37:59.589-05:00Parachuting and a Mean Black GuySo, I definitely had two dreams last night, one that i was a part of and one that I felt like I was watching.<br />
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The first one involved me and two other guys on a talk show. The other two guys were nameless and looked to be about my age. We were at NBC studios or something of that kind and recording a segment where the three of us were on a set a la Jeopardy. However, one guy was missing (I'll refer to them as blonde and black, because one was blonde and one was black), so we looked around for him. It turned out that Black was planning something, so he decided to climb the radio tower-esque thing (which was rickety, not meant to be climbed, and purple). It had a big platform at the top to stand on. So he did, and parachuted his way onto the stage. Seeing this, Blonde decided he also needed to do this immediately, but brought with him a rifle to shoot birds while up there. He started to climb up and was complaining the entire time and how he thought Black was lying to him. I woke up before he could finish the climb.<br />
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The next one, however, was a bit stranger. There was a mexican looking dude (We'll call him Mex) at a party that was taking place at the mall for some reason. Mex was flirting with a pretty girl there, and he found out she was actually employed at the hospital that was in the mall (Yeah I dunno either). She eventually had to go back to work, but Mex wanted to get to know her better. He decided a good way to do this would be to get a job in the store across the mall so they could watch each other from afar. Without looking, Mex went into the store across and announced he wanted a job. He then noticed it was a store that sold quilting supplies and greeting cards, but he stayed headstrong and demanded he be hired. The hiring manager was impressed by his determination and said he could start next week. Mex, feeling satisfied, went home and to bed. When he woke up, he was eating dinner with his two children and perhaps mother (kinda hazy). It was Mex's first day of work, and his mother asked if he was ready to play baseball with his cousin. Mex had completely forgotten and was very scared by this fact. Mex went on to explain why he doesn't like playing baseball with him and his daughters: "If I hit him or his daughters with the baseball, he beats the shit out of me. If I get a home run, he beats the shit out of me. If he gets a home run, he takes a congratulatory beating the shit out of me". Mex also explained that he had work. His mother replied that his cousin would not be happy about this. Mex's cousin rang the doorbell. He was a big, burly black guy. When Mex opened the door, his cousin punched him in the gut to welcome him. Mex explained that he had work and his cousin started to look very mad. Without any warning, his cousin spit in his face and started throwing things across the room (all while both men's children were there, mind you). He started doing nasty things to stuff, most notably he forced himself to throw up INTO Mex's flat screen TV, Which he then threw Mex into. Then he left without saying a word to Mex with his daughters. He grabbed his suit for work, left his house, and walked into the sunset.<br />
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At least he walked off into the sunset in the end right. :(Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-92211327152952371092010-01-12T11:36:00.001-05:002010-01-12T11:36:59.668-05:00Nerf SwordsThis dream took place in a weird sort of amalgamation between high school and college. Looked like Oakcrest and Oakcrest kids were there, but there was noticeably a University store. It was my birthday, and so I had gotten two gifts already: a $20 gift card from Tim and an $80 white leather purse from Armando (for some reason). I didn't have the heart to tell Armando I don't wear purses, so I was carrying it around in a gift bag all day. Tim and I were going to our most dreaded class, although I have no idea what it was. We were close by and did not want to see the teacher alone, so we peered into the room to see if Lizzy, Amanda, and Kelsie were in there (because they were nice enough to chat with the teacher). We knew they were running late, so we killed some time in the University store, because I had a gift card there. We walked around looking for things, but Tim wanted to get to class. I told him I'd be there soon. I picked up off the shelf the PSP Go download card for the God of War PSP game (Though I have no idea why), and decided I should get that. After a while of searching I eventually found what else I wanted: Nerf swords. However, there was no price on them so I called a clerk over. He said he wasn't sure on the price, so we went to go call some other stores to see if they knew. Apparently, no other store anywhere had these Nerf swords, and they weren't in the store's database. As a reward for helping him search the clerk gave me the nerf sowrds (of which there were a lot) for free along with my God of War download card. So, I walked back to class (20 minutes late), and burst into the room and threw everyone a Nerf sword. We all battled until I woke up.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-62325911629831556302010-01-11T12:14:00.001-05:002010-01-11T12:14:56.191-05:00Partial Recall<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">I can't really remember the plot of my dream from last night. I remember I was n a strange sort of house, and all the rooms were strange with weird gimmicks. I remember two notably. The first room could be flipped upside down and people could walk on the ceiling. There were a man and woman ice skating on the ceiling. There was also a pedestal that could change the appearance of the room. I put something on it and it became flowery, and I left. The other room I remember was a plain room. I went to the end of it, confused, when suddenly the entire room broke off and plummeted to the ocean below. I respawned outside the room, annoyed.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Maybe more will be added if I can remember freaking anything else.</span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-80226315060455848852010-01-10T12:38:00.000-05:002010-01-10T12:40:08.426-05:00Imperfect PlanSo I figured with all of the effort I put in yesterday to making this whole blog and using all of my mental prowess to try and force myself to have a dream I'd have one... but nope. Maybe I can take a nap today and have something rad. I think I had a dream at one point and thought "I need to remember this!", but now that's my only memory from it.<div><br /></div><div>:|</div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-73163569372987990042010-01-09T16:27:00.000-05:002010-01-09T16:28:17.142-05:00Not for the backlog anymore<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; ">So my dream started on a bus where a bunch of people were going to some sort of haunted maze-sih thing. It was this thing a place had to like "find the hidden secrets" of the maze/house/whatever it was. Almost like Myst, but with more people and more ominous. So we're on this bus, and there's an old man with an eyepatch and an axe, telling us the horrors of this place. We all listened intently before the bus driver intervened and told us he's just to hype everything up. So we get dropped off at this huge mansion, and are led into a classroom, where we're going to be paired off. They were pairing alphabetically, but were making a huge ordeal out of it. When I was given my card with my partner's name on it, it turns out it wasn't mine and there had been a glitch in the system. They told me it would be a second but there'd be no problems, while I watched everyone else pair up. Among the people I remember in the room were Tim, Paul, and Gracie. I was not paired up with any of them but instead was partnered with the very last person in the room, who was some girl I had never seen before. i tried to get her to talk, but she was very shy, so we just decided to just search for... whatever it was we were searching for.<br /><br />It turned out that the secret to this place involved going through a temple deeper within. Desperately wanting to know the secret, mystery girl and I adventured through the temple with a few others. At one point we got split up, and I had to run back to save her (The room's ceiling was coming down slowly, so like a man, I pushed it back up with THESE GUNS). we talked about how neither of us could find the secret. The back of the temple led outside but there was a wall that we could not pass, ending our progress. When we left the temple, a man wearing sunglasses came up to me and said he could show me the way, but only me. He said he knew how to get through the wall. I told my partner about this and told her to go around the temple to meet me on the other side of it.<br /><br />(Stuff starts to get a little weird here)<br /><br />THe mysterious man and I go through the temple and exit the back. He pulls out a key and sticks it into a brick. It's revealed that it isn't a wall but a room, and in the room are a bunch of people in their underwear. They cannot see us or hear us. We leave the other side of the room and are back outside, and are on a path leading into the woods. I can see the whole temple and the original house from where we are, and wonder why I never noticed this before. The man and I start going down the path, starting walking but eventually running at top speed. The path went through the woods and curved and had weird carvings in trees at some points. We eventually hit the end of the woods and are in a city akin to London. It is raining.When I try to go past a certain point, I am stopped by some invisible force. I try to ask the mysterious man what it is, but he is gone. I see running towards me from inside the city is my partner. Apparently she ran around the woods and got into the city. However, now neither of us could pass by the invisible walls. We were stuck in an approximately 100 square foot area. Giving up, we sat against a wall, me on the floor and her in my lap. We kissed and eventually fell asleep.<br /><br />We woke up in our underwear in the room I had walked through. The doors in it were gone, but the people in it were still there and could now hear/see me. The mysterious man suddenly appeared, sunglasses replaced by purple Willy Wonka suit. He said a long monologue, saying, verbatim "Hours, Days, or Weeks may have gone by. But here in the room of Endazzlement time does not fly." He further explained how the only way to get to the Room of Endazzlement was by a lovers' kiss. Apparently, this was the hidden secret of the mansion, because Willy Wonka-ish man was planning to restart the world with only people who loved each other. He told us there was no escape, and sat down on a chair.<br /></span>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-82111856750338823602010-01-09T16:26:00.001-05:002010-01-09T16:26:56.377-05:00Old Dreams Finale1-7-10<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; ">I was on a quest to avenge someone, I think. I visited my dying... grandfather or someone. Their dying gift to me was a magical keyboard that revealed strange math things in a book. The keyboard had no wires, and it also changed appearance of the world I was in; it made monsters (shaped like amoebas) appear and some lava disappear. I was trying to find out information on why I had magic powers. When I got out of the lava world I was at a party I was throwing. I agreed to throw it later at night so that Taylor palm could attend (she had work and a biology exam). The party was at Paul’s house. We did some things at the party, but then Paul and I had to bring three redheads somewhere (Lizzy, Megan, and someone else). We all got into a car and then drove to Rebecca Irwin’s house, because I had some "unfinished business to take care of". I had to help becca's mother to stop her from being a pothead. Tim came with me to help (though he was not in the car with us). We broke into her room and discussed how we did this before. We threw out all of her party games that would encourage her to smoke and anything that might be trippy. But then Tim couldn’t bear to destroy the weed so we left it there for her. I was worried about doing so because I wanted to learn the secrets of my magical power from her mother or something. There was a metal orb in becca's room and when I picked it up, monsters started to appear again. I didn't have the keyboard and was starting to lose until I woke up.</span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-15017183642459900122010-01-09T16:22:00.000-05:002010-01-09T16:25:13.145-05:00Old Dreams: Fifth Part<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">12-12-09</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">So I had a dream last night that paul and i were both applying for the same job at some new restaurant that opened up. The restaurant's setting was like a grocery store, so it was just really fuckin' huge. The manager hired us both but wasn't sure if he would if he would need us both, so we went through some Ninja Warrior-esque challenges. Eventually, I was called into work one day and was given my official shirt (and when I walked in I got cheered), and told that Paul wasn't keeping the job. The only caveat was that I had to tell him. If you've ever seen Office Space, basically I had the scene where Ron Livingston's character tells the other two they lost their job play in my dream. Then however work turned AWESOME which they had been hiding from us. Turns out nobody worked very hard and work activities included strip drinking games. Then two people were talking about having sex in the restaurant after if closed so they asked me for advice and we made like a super secret spy play to do so. One of the managers overheard and wanted in.</span><br /></span>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-9690818363464030612010-01-09T16:19:00.000-05:002010-01-09T16:22:24.128-05:00Old Dreams Part Four12-28-08<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; ">So this time I was, for some reason, going to go on a soul searching adventure. I packed up my bookbag with some clothes to last me, my cell phone, and my laptop (Cell was noticeably in the bag and NOT in my pocket). So, I go forth on this quest a little bit, alone and walking, until I eventually get to the house of somebody I didn't like (Dunno who). Feeling brave in my adventure, I decided to play a practical joke. I put my bookbag down in the back of a car that had an open hatchback. I then took the house's septic tank, found a giant pipe on it and put it in one of the house's windows, then ran. The house filled with shit and whatever else goes in those tanks as I ran into the distance. I ran for a bit then walked, taking a break at the nearby pyramid(?) soon after. I kept walking on my journey for quite a while, and then I noticed I didn't have my bookbag, and flipped the fuck out. Trying to remain calm, I looked at my last saved game, and realized it was already after losing my backpack, so I kept "playing" on this file. No phone or laptop I walked to Paul's house which was conveniently nearby. We decided to go on a quest for my backpack. Paul drove his nice white sports car to the house, which was utterly surrounded by police (apparently it was a very rich man). So, we figured we should send someone inside to see if they confiscated the backpack. We sent some girl who was with us in, because she had some weird sort of vision ability (think the zombies in Left 4 Dead), and navigated through the house for a while, escaping the sentry robots that were inside. She found nothing, and reported back to us. We decided we needed to check in the car I left it in. We park near it and one of the police officers eyes us cautiously. I get o0ut of the car, open the hatchback, and look inside. I had to nearly remove everything from the car and then I found it inside, bigger than I had remembered it, but everything was inside. By now, everyone noticed us and I had to leap into the car and we soed away. Suddenly we found ourselves inside a restaurant with my mother. It was some fast food restaurant that advertised if you bought their "egg roll burger" you could get gas from the nearby station for 70 cents. So, my mother was apparently all about this deal. I sat kind of despaired because now the police were really on my back, and I now had no money, and my mother was making fun of me for it.So she left and my friends slowly trickled out, saying they'd wait for me. So the person working there, who happened to by Billy Bob Thornton, asked me what was wrong, and I told him the whole story. He felt bad for me and let my have 5 egg roll burgers (which were egg rolls with hamburger meat inside apparently). Then I left, there were some thugs, and I woke up.</span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-68856751461801894052010-01-09T16:15:00.001-05:002010-01-09T16:18:09.775-05:00Old Dreams Part Tres<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">11-26-08</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">so, it was the day before the 2nd semester. in this dreamworld, there was no break between when first and second semester were, and people weren't sure of exactly when the switch was. now, in reality my classes are not even similar but here they were mirroring times. so it was 8:30 class time, and i was walking to Fehy Hall, where my new class was. then, i started worrying about whther or not it was the right day, so i hurried up. i was however carrying two of my laptop bag, one somewhat heavier than the other. as i walked i tried different ways of putting them on (across my shoulders in an x, yelling that i was wolverine, for one), and then startd thinking of names for myself because of my massive strenrgth. i decided eventually on "master luggagemason". I finally got to Fehy, which was now was a chapel, and hurried inside. i was stopped, however, by Alec Baldwin, who was taking pictures. He thought his camera (a digital SLR), was a video camera and wouldn't let me walk through the shot. eventually, i tired of this and walked through anwyay. my head was "in the frame" and he started freaking out because my "hair was too thick for video", and he started freaking out about how his camera was going to break. then, i walked downstairs to where my class apparently was in the hallway of my oral comm class. so i opened the door.<br /><br />WARNING. This shit's about to get very weird and kind of vulgar.<br /><br />So when I opened the door, I was in a yellow school bus. i sat down next to a girl from school (yes, I know who it is, but i think the person does not like me and i don;t really talk to her ever which makes this weirder o_O). we start chit chatting and i'm wondering what day it is for classes, first or second semester. she starts screaming for people if they know, so i moved back a little bit. then she tells me "let me ask my boyfriend, he would know. anyone i would let fuck me in the ear would surely know", followed up with "shit, we might have broken up though. i might have a new boyfriend." I move farther back now because I am freaked out about what she just said, but then she wants me to see her new earring. so we resume discussing classes and i see that her earring goes in one end and does not come out. she tells me she is "gauging her ear for more ear fucking" (i know the logistics of this do not make sense), to which i merely ask "how the hell do you get that in there?" she then follows up by taking out a white circle with a hole in the middle and blue on one side, and yanks out her earring. she licks the blue side and her earring, and starts telling me a story of a bet she made with her boyfriend. the bet was that if he could lick the entire blue side in one try, "she would... *giggle*". and i reply with "wait, what would you do?" this goes back and forth, and she finally goes "let him fuck me in the ear!" i finally get freaked out and yell "who the fuck does that!? that's repulsive!" and i say normally "plus doesn't it hurt?" she replied to me "it's just very loud".<br /><br />so i took out my laptop, moved the hell away from her, and started watching collegehumor videos, which i all thought sucked.</span></span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-25697830585244890832010-01-09T16:12:00.000-05:002010-01-09T16:14:44.553-05:00Old Dreams Part Deux<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">11-23-08</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">i was at oakcrest with paul and steve and tucker. we were at oakcrest. we were trying to get through some sort of forest just to kill time, it was midday. for some reason we were near mullica. after a while og walking we realized we were lost, although there were roads nearby.we started calling everyone we knew but nobody would answer, including my mother who was calling me. eventually after we were sitting there for a while matlack drove by, we yelled for him and he did not hear us/ignored us. we decided then to venture forth, only to get lost in the woods again, so palu and i started bitching about mullica. eventually we let steve direct us instead of i, and we turned left and started going that way. after about 30 seconds of walking we came to the main street in mullica. we could see oakcrest from there, which i established as college. so i went in, and went to the laundry room to pick up said laundry and bring it home with me. hte laundry room was across the hall from my homeroom, where i went to after a confrontation with a very tall teacher. after i sat in homeroom, suddenly i was in my oral comm class (with a mix of seton hall and oakcrest students) i had my laundry right next to me, and i was debating what clothes i should bring with me. i sorted through a few, put aside my jeans and cargo shorts, then noticed one pair of boxers didn't dry just right. i started waving them in the air.</span></span>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8915945403123387959.post-70851496094018203592010-01-09T16:07:00.000-05:002010-01-09T16:11:35.911-05:00Old Dreams Part 1<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">11-17-08</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">i was annoying jess kohler in jubilee hall. she said she was going to tell security on me, i kept pestering her. she eventually actually does, i freak out and run. noticeably, i wall slide down the wall on the side of the jubilee steps, thinking I'm awesome. i can hear jess yelling at me but I keep running. they need my ID to get me in trouble, so running will keep me safe. the reason why they need my ID is because it has answers to personal things on it. i pass jess camp on my way to AQ, where I know I have to be because they'll expect me to be in boland.<br />"well, does she know if you're circumcised or not? says jess camp, "because that's how they make sure they have the right person." me, sure tht jess kohler does not know the state of my penis, keep running. I send desiree a text message but immediately decide this is not quick enough and i call her. i hop somesort of fence while calling, she does not pick up. i decide AQ is my only option still. I run into the building and decide to start seeing if random doors are unlocked. I find one that is, and decide the best place of hiding is in the bathroom. i lock myself in. being in a bathroom, i decide i need to take a crap. while crapping, someone comes into the room, and I start freaking out. this person, a man named cody(?) intiates a conversation with me whilst i am using using his toilet. however, i apparently sound like one of his friends, so i go about my business normally. when leaving the bathroom, he notices i am not his friend. i explain to him my situation and how des did not pick up her phone.<br />"psh, that's just like des," he says, and we procede to sit down and play video games.</span></span></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03675149032898956202noreply@blogger.com0