Old Dreams Part Tres

11-26-08

so, it was the day before the 2nd semester. in this dreamworld, there was no break between when first and second semester were, and people weren't sure of exactly when the switch was. now, in reality my classes are not even similar but here they were mirroring times. so it was 8:30 class time, and i was walking to Fehy Hall, where my new class was. then, i started worrying about whther or not it was the right day, so i hurried up. i was however carrying two of my laptop bag, one somewhat heavier than the other. as i walked i tried different ways of putting them on (across my shoulders in an x, yelling that i was wolverine, for one), and then startd thinking of names for myself because of my massive strenrgth. i decided eventually on "master luggagemason". I finally got to Fehy, which was now was a chapel, and hurried inside. i was stopped, however, by Alec Baldwin, who was taking pictures. He thought his camera (a digital SLR), was a video camera and wouldn't let me walk through the shot. eventually, i tired of this and walked through anwyay. my head was "in the frame" and he started freaking out because my "hair was too thick for video", and he started freaking out about how his camera was going to break. then, i walked downstairs to where my class apparently was in the hallway of my oral comm class. so i opened the door.

WARNING. This shit's about to get very weird and kind of vulgar.

So when I opened the door, I was in a yellow school bus. i sat down next to a girl from school (yes, I know who it is, but i think the person does not like me and i don;t really talk to her ever which makes this weirder o_O). we start chit chatting and i'm wondering what day it is for classes, first or second semester. she starts screaming for people if they know, so i moved back a little bit. then she tells me "let me ask my boyfriend, he would know. anyone i would let fuck me in the ear would surely know", followed up with "shit, we might have broken up though. i might have a new boyfriend." I move farther back now because I am freaked out about what she just said, but then she wants me to see her new earring. so we resume discussing classes and i see that her earring goes in one end and does not come out. she tells me she is "gauging her ear for more ear fucking" (i know the logistics of this do not make sense), to which i merely ask "how the hell do you get that in there?" she then follows up by taking out a white circle with a hole in the middle and blue on one side, and yanks out her earring. she licks the blue side and her earring, and starts telling me a story of a bet she made with her boyfriend. the bet was that if he could lick the entire blue side in one try, "she would... *giggle*". and i reply with "wait, what would you do?" this goes back and forth, and she finally goes "let him fuck me in the ear!" i finally get freaked out and yell "who the fuck does that!? that's repulsive!" and i say normally "plus doesn't it hurt?" she replied to me "it's just very loud".

so i took out my laptop, moved the hell away from her, and started watching collegehumor videos, which i all thought sucked.

Old Dreams Part Deux

11-23-08

i was at oakcrest with paul and steve and tucker. we were at oakcrest. we were trying to get through some sort of forest just to kill time, it was midday. for some reason we were near mullica. after a while og walking we realized we were lost, although there were roads nearby.we started calling everyone we knew but nobody would answer, including my mother who was calling me. eventually after we were sitting there for a while matlack drove by, we yelled for him and he did not hear us/ignored us. we decided then to venture forth, only to get lost in the woods again, so palu and i started bitching about mullica. eventually we let steve direct us instead of i, and we turned left and started going that way. after about 30 seconds of walking we came to the main street in mullica. we could see oakcrest from there, which i established as college. so i went in, and went to the laundry room to pick up said laundry and bring it home with me. hte laundry room was across the hall from my homeroom, where i went to after a confrontation with a very tall teacher. after i sat in homeroom, suddenly i was in my oral comm class (with a mix of seton hall and oakcrest students) i had my laundry right next to me, and i was debating what clothes i should bring with me. i sorted through a few, put aside my jeans and cargo shorts, then noticed one pair of boxers didn't dry just right. i started waving them in the air.

Old Dreams Part 1

11-17-08

i was annoying jess kohler in jubilee hall. she said she was going to tell security on me, i kept pestering her. she eventually actually does, i freak out and run. noticeably, i wall slide down the wall on the side of the jubilee steps, thinking I'm awesome. i can hear jess yelling at me but I keep running. they need my ID to get me in trouble, so running will keep me safe. the reason why they need my ID is because it has answers to personal things on it. i pass jess camp on my way to AQ, where I know I have to be because they'll expect me to be in boland.
"well, does she know if you're circumcised or not? says jess camp, "because that's how they make sure they have the right person." me, sure tht jess kohler does not know the state of my penis, keep running. I send desiree a text message but immediately decide this is not quick enough and i call her. i hop somesort of fence while calling, she does not pick up. i decide AQ is my only option still. I run into the building and decide to start seeing if random doors are unlocked. I find one that is, and decide the best place of hiding is in the bathroom. i lock myself in. being in a bathroom, i decide i need to take a crap. while crapping, someone comes into the room, and I start freaking out. this person, a man named cody(?) intiates a conversation with me whilst i am using using his toilet. however, i apparently sound like one of his friends, so i go about my business normally. when leaving the bathroom, he notices i am not his friend. i explain to him my situation and how des did not pick up her phone.
"psh, that's just like des," he says, and we procede to sit down and play video games.